Thursday, August 29, 2019

Lucas Land: The Door

(Previous chapter: Welcome to Tatooine)



I’ve already recounted how the stars somehow aligned to send me to Tunisia, North Africa, on a wild expedition that would eventually land me a job at Lucasfilm. I've also offered a rough sketch of how the trip unfolded, highlighting some of the most spectacular Star Wars shooting locations we encountered along the way.
But it is now time to get down to brass tacks: the cantina door.

Right upon arriving in the vicinity of Ajim, on the island of Djerba, we recognized the telltale architecture that sends the hearts of countless fans around the world aflutter—we knew we were in Star Wars territory. As previously told, we found Obi-Wan’s home on the outskirts of town, and encountered the famous cantina, albeit devoid of its innumerable alien denizens, right in the heart of Ajim.

While shooting A New Hope, that particular building had been enhanced with all sorts of accessories in order to provide it with an even more outlandish, out-of-this-world appearance. The edifice was thus fitted, amongst other elements, with plastic domes on its top and an actual extension to one of its sides, complete with a fake door that, had it swung on its non-existent hinges, would have led to absolutely nowhere. Walking around the humble abode, we did spot the domes in the backyard, used as some sort of protective covers, more than twenty years after filming had wrapped on this weird movie filled with all sorts of creatures. Clearly, the town’s inhabitants had seen no reason to discard the materials left behind by the film crew, and had found uses for those decorations, no matter how bizarre they might have appeared at first.
So maybe, just maybe, the cantina door had survived, somewhere, and was just waiting for us to unearth it. Right?

Our little group (there were six of us) decided to split up and conduct a thorough search of the area, spreading in a circle from the cantina itself, as if a deity had thrown a rock on that very spot from the heavens, and was watching us ride concentric sand waves across the dry, scorching land. We felt that the cantina door, if it still existed, would not have dropped anchor too far from its point of origin. And sure enough, after barely fifteen minutes of stumbling about, the door—the door—appeared right before me, at the end of an open field where goats were grazing without a worry in the world.

The cantina door: one of my personal
Star Wars holy grails 

It was unmistakable: the door had kept its recognizable shape, and the plastic ridges that adorned its front—affixed to sections that had been hollowed out in the wood—were still mostly intact. That ancient, obscure piece of set dressing was now performing important duties as an actual door, guarding the entrance of a rickety shed that no doubt sheltered some tools or others. At some distance, an old man stepped out of the shade and stared at me with curiosity. I raised my hand in a friendly greeting, made a vague gesture that I hoped would be understood to mean that I’d be returning in a moment, and hurried back to round up my travel companions. They hadn’t wandered far, and in no time we found ourselves standing together in front of the shrine.

The old man had apparently understood my intent and was waiting for us, in what little cover from the burning sun the shed could provide. I extended a hand that he shook surprisingly firmly. As we were clearly foreigners, he addressed me in French—in a deep, parched voice and with a beautiful accent that smelled of wild flowers and exotic spices. I explained, also in French and as succinctly as I could, that we were fans of Star Wars, a movie shot in that neighborhood back in 1976; that we were fans who had travelled all the way from North America to visit this corner of the world that was so significant to us. He only replied that he had never heard of that movie, but his warm smile and amused eyes spoke volumes: we were crazy kids with way too much time and money on our hands.

I then proceeded to tell him that the door to his shed had been part of that movie, and that we were very excited to have found it. I actually showed him a playing card that featured that fake cantina entrance prominently, with three Jawas seated in front of it. (That image sits at the top of this article.) The old smile grew wider. Biting my lip in hesitation, I asked the old man if we could re-enact the scene and take a picture in front of his shed. The man let out a soft laugh that had seen generations come and go, and silently waved at the ramshackle construction with his palm turned up, as if saying “knock yourselves out.”
And we did.

Yours truly, sitting on the right

It was a strange feeling, knowing that we were sitting in front of the real cantina door—almost like kneeling before a holy relic. A small crowd had gathered at the edge of the field, and the locals were gazing at us with puzzlement. I remember thinking that the group would have a good laugh at our expense after our departure, and so they should. We were crazy kids. But the craziness was just getting started.

Because it’s right there, on the ground, that our archaeologist guide and my soon-to-be colleague and close friend, David West Reynolds, asked me in English: “Do you think he’d sell us the door?”
I laughed out loud and said this was nuts. What would we do with it—if we could even bring it back with us? Reynolds thought the door would find a place of honor in the private museum of Steve Sansweet, one of his friends and colleagues at Lucasfilm, and also the world’s nuttiest collector. I admitted that I liked the idea, and so I stood up and turned to the old man. “We would like to bring that door home with us,” I began in French, “if at all possible. Would you consider letting us purchase it from you?”
I expected the owner of the cantina door to burst out laughing, call out to his friends in disbelief and share some quick comments with them in Arabic, all the while eyeing us like a bunch of loons freshly escaped from the nearest asylum. Instead, he kept a perfectly straight face and returned only one word: “Oui.” Reynolds had no need for a translation here, and pressed on without missing a beat. “Ask him how much.”
Feeling very much like a Jawa haggling over droid parts, I relayed the question. The man bit his lower lip, and after a pause that could have been pregnant with quintuplets, he said, “one hundred American dollars.” Only then did he allow himself a smile—the kind of knowing smile that says, hey, I may be just an old Tunisian shepherd, but I know a good deal when I see one, and I think you understand that. I smiled in return, nodded in appreciation. The man added, “It’s been a good door to me,” and I thought that was a perfect line. I smiled again, with genuine delight, and translated the man’s remarks for my English-speaking companions. Reynolds laughed, said “Oh, I like this guy,” and immediately agreed. Money changed hands, the bills quickly vanished into the folds of the man’s white robe, and he helped us disconnect the cantina door from his shed. No tools were required: the ancient wooden barrier had been hanging by little more than a few loose nails.

It was with a strange sense of elation that we removed ourselves from the man’s field, under the puzzled gaze of half a dozen goats and handful of locals. Grinning from ear to ear, Reynolds and I were carrying the door, like an oversized trophy after a hard fought match, and I wish someone had captured the scene with a camera. (Alas, in that pre-smartphone age, a snapshot was not yet hiding in every pocket.) Despite the excitement of the moment, we understood that we now had a problem on our hands: how did we intend to bring the door home? We quickly decided that the best solution would be to saw the door in half—through the middle section, which was all wood—and then fold it on itself, with the top half facing the bottom half, thus encasing the precious and fragile pieces of plastic set decoration inside the door itself. We figured that if we could just nail the two halves together, the door would be ready to travel in relative safety.
Fine. But how? And where?
In the west, the sun (singular) was setting fast on Tatooine, and we realized we were racing against the clock. We had to find someone with the tools we needed for the job, and soon.

We started walking, our growing shadows connected by a mysterious rectangle of darkness hanging between us. Despite my questioning some of the town folks, night fell before we reached our objective. But we were in luck: one helpful resident eventually directed us not to someone with a saw, but to an actual woodworking shop armed with equipment beyond our needs. Surprisingly enough, given the late hour, the business was still open and several employees hard at work when we stumbled in. Tools ground to a halt and the mechanical ruckus gave way to an amused silence as one head after another turned our way.

I introduced our little group and explained our situation. Could they provide the services required? “Bien sûr,” one of them replied. Two of the men brought our door to what looked like a homemade—albeit fiercely effective—table saw, then proceeded to expertly slice our relic in half, nail the two pieces together, refuse payment and shake our hands with the most charming smile in the world. They even provided a burlap bag to stick our wooden assemblage in and tied the whole thing with a rough piece of rope.

The bag, along with its coveted contents, would make it back with us to the airport and survive four plane trips. Smuggling it through customs proved surprisingly easy: we explained it was an old door we intended to restore and put in a museum. How much more Indiana Jones-esque can you get? The customs official laughed, shook his head and let us through, and that was it.

The cantina door now rests comfortably in Rancho Obi-Wan, in northern California, as one of the most exclusive pieces in my friend Steve Sansweet’s collection—the largest private collection of Star Wars memorabilia in the world. I try to pay Steve (and the door) a visit from time to time, although not nearly as often as I’d like.

Thanks to Steve for the picture!

One day, I promise myself to fly back to Tunisia and find my way to the outskirts of Ajim. I just need to see what that old shepherd installed on his shed to replace the strange door he’d been using for over twenty years. For all I know, some kid might greet me there and tell me, in that fragrant French of theirs, how his grandfather once spun a tale about some sentimental fools from overseas who showed up, decades prior, in search of an old piece of junk.


(Next chapter: The Call)

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